"It'll change your life."
"This is the best thing I've seen all year"
"Think awesome, then double it"
"It's funny, it's visually entertaining, a good story AND it has depth"
None of these work. So here's a new strategy: Whatever you do DON'T see this movie when it comes to the Loft this Friday and Saturday night at 10p. It will be a waste of measley $5. You'd be better off spending this on tofu bricks or something. I won't be there. Don't go.
Still I feel a bit vindicated that The Loft is showing as part of their Cult Classic series. I told you so. http://www.loftcinema.com/node/527
Top 5 things they should have called KUNG FU HUSTLE to get people to see it:
1) Batman Returns (as a Kung Fu guy)
3) Donuts and Beer
4) Kung Fu Hustle- The Unrated Version
5) Star Wars Epidsode IV- Kung Fu Strikes Back